Big Dill Jokes
How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.
What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?
A crocodill.
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it's ajar.
What is a pickles favorite TV show?
Dill or no dill.
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill on?
Vlassic rock.
What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
Road dill.
Why was the customer so mad?
They got a raw dill.
What's green and flies through the air?
Super pickle.
why do pickles wear glasses?
Without them the are brined.
what's a pickles favorite game show?
Let's Make A Dill.
what's green and swims in the sea?
Moby Pickle.
what do you call a good deal?
A sweet dill!
why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
what do you call a pickle that is in a bad mood?
A sour pickle.
why do pickles like playing cards?
They like to be dilled in.
where do pickles buy cars?
At the dillership.
name a famous big dill actor?
Pickleous Cage
what do you say to a pickle in the morning?
Rise and brine.